Lists of All Kinds

Why Do Some People…

  • tint their car windows so heavily you can’t see who is driving (it’s against the law isn’t it?)
  • say ‘prostrate gland’ instead of ‘prostate
  • say ‘youse’ instead of ‘you’
  • say ‘exscape’ instead of ‘escape’
  • drive too slow in the passing lane
  • have too many items in the express lane
  • have trouble parking between the lines
  • insist on paying with exact change
  • use a calculator to split a restaurant cheque
  • talk in a movie
  • use their cell phone in a movie/play
  • let their children run around in a grocery store
  • can’t keep their kids quiet in a restaurant
  • mark their golf score while still on the green
  • who don’t know you call you ‘dear, hon or sweetie’ at the coffee shop or restaurant
  • say ‘ax’ instead of ‘ask’
  • say ‘sangwich’ instead of ‘sandwich’
  • use ‘goes or went’ instead of ‘said’
  • don’t signal a turn
  • signal a turn at the last minute
  • brake for no apparent reason
  • come to the door asking if I believe in the hereafter
  • come to the door asking to see my utility bill so they can offer a better rate
  • still call after they know my name is on the do not call list
  • call at dinner and ask if they are bothering you
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February 15, 2009 - Posted by | Miscellaneous

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